Total Medals Earned: 950 (From 125 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,800 Points
Medals Earned: 7/15 (50/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (235/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Activate it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/34 (20/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass